my kids wanted sushi

                                             so i made them an omaha roll

so i got paid for a sculpture

so i got paid for a sculpture that i had been waiting for for maybe 3 months and i was in a pretty good mood and the kids and i were having a dance party.
i was wearing a pair of pants i bought at the good will to use in a halloween costume but since then have enjoyed wearing because i imaging they would be pants sammy hagar would have worn on the 5150 tour. they have a really long inseam and this fact was not taken into consideration when i did the lamest dad trying to be cool move ever.

we were doing high kicks (don't ask why) and i was trying to show them that i could do the highest kick ever

and then tragedy struck. what i didn't realize is that when i kicked my leg up it was SO high that the inseam being so long pulled my other leg with it. i was perfectly parallel to the earth and crashed down smashing my head on the china cabinet and didn't want to move because it seemed that it was going to come down on my head.

who knew.
i am done with high kicks.

Celebrate the Sydney Biennale with a small log!

the small log edition is available at paul and wendy editions! as well as a bunch of other nice stuff

http://www.paulandwendyprojects.com/log.html

y'alls

y'alls can suck my balls, of course not directed at anyone specific

and the despair prevails

for a show at the contemporary arts forum in santa barbara

made of railroad ties

biennale of sydney

hey i will be included in the 18th biennale of sydney!
http://bos18.com/
artist 77!!!
http://bos18.com/artist?id=77

darren huewendorn interviews paul cherwick