Friday, September 9, 2011

love, my reluctant but faithful enemy show in paris

here are some shots of the show at galerie hussenot in paris. the installation turned out to be easy thanks to the guys at the gallery. the show opens tomorrow sept 10 and goes until october 12
                                                                         install 1

                                                                         install 2

                                                                                after 26 years of working together we hardly spoke a word to each other but have    recently bonded over our mutual love of cigarettes and hallucinogens

                                   as a fraud of course, i am thriving in this sea of fraud

                                              crushing the world with thoughts and legs

                                                          dance on you drunk prick

               every morning i wake up and say fuck it, but i am  actually to scared to give up

                                                               forgot this title

                                                hey, raccoon eyes! you old sack of shit

                                                   i am the vessel of your immortality

                                     if only i could be the last thing you see when you die

                                if you are lucky your children will grow up to hate you

                                                 the other piece in "if you are lucky..."

                                                        just hold me one more day

                                                 just submit to the fact you have failed

                                                 love, my reluctant but faithful enemy

                                                              no more i love you's

                                        nowadays my nights are poker, booze, and crying

                                                          install 3

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

clock face

here is the clock face which is untitled yet 

and a bronze log
i was having trouble looking like an asshole with my old glasses so now i have new ones
the eyes need to be able to see the periphery

and also the dump the studio has become

Tuesday, July 12, 2011


whenever i talk on my iphone either my fat face or fat earlobe touches the mute button.
fuck apple and their anti-chubbist agenda

Tuesday, May 31, 2011


                                              hopefully this can be made into a bronze

          i thought the crossroads test was bad but then they did argus and i was stunned

               personally it was the plumbbob series that offended me as a human being

Monday, May 9, 2011

toilet seat guy made me play department of youth real loud

we're the department of youth and we got the power!

and who gave it to you!
donny osmond!
i was pretty happy about how this is turning out so i listened to the department of youth from welcome to my nightmare

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

it's kinda like

                                         if mondrian got basquiat pregnant

Monday, May 2, 2011

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

the beauty i pass on the way to the studio

every day i drive past these beauties on the way to the studio.

there was a stencil out there that said " your favorite artist sucks" that i guess was taken down. i wanted to add that to this post mostly because my favorite artist isn't shepard fairey or banksy who have made sunset in echo park a shit dump of bad street art by imitators, but rather this genius.
who as you can clearly see doesn't suck

                                                     coyote dominating armadillo

                                                             hawk dominating dog




Saturday, April 16, 2011

but playing with real people is icky

i have long suspected that there are bots and hole card programs out there but yesterday before reading this i got decimated at the tables. in one of the last hands i played some guy made some kind of comment about the fbi that didn't make any sense but in a flash all my money was gone. i lost it but in a really gross why would you play that hand kind of a way.  i looked up full tilt government and found this. so my theory is this they had bots playing cleaning house and taking everyone's money so when the government shuts them down they don't have to pay anyone.
that or i still suck at poker.

Friday, April 15, 2011

drunk log

ride it home

What is this i see before me?

just to be fair dio was the best sabbath singer mob rules, rules.
 but i thought the devil was at paul's house the other day.

as it turns out just a devil flower

Monday, April 11, 2011


                                                     scraps from pauls sculptures

                                           possible bronze log

Sunday, April 3, 2011

man if you like naked ladies, cops and simon hughes as much as i do you really missed the opening of the century did i say i dug it?

paul's opening was pretty awesome lots of people and to channel my inner sammy hagar i dug it. it was full of naked ladies made of wood, simon hughes, and beer. and man i could look at naked ladies made of wood, simon hughes, and drink beer all fucking day if i wanted to.
the real party started when a guy full on spiderman bumped into our friend sue outside as he was running down the street. why you ask? because he was running from the cops he had a gun i dug it. 
shut down the whole comey street police helicopter and everything i dug it.
hope he is ok. after bumping into sue he actually stopped to say he was sorry. he had a gun could have been bad. his friend stopped and said sorry big mistake the cops caught him just outside the gallery.
not sure how paul will top that opening.

    simon looks like he was talking to someone 
but really he was checkin' out the nudity
  and he dug it 

Thursday, March 31, 2011

simply amazing

my appreciation of sammy hagar van halen came after many, many listens because lynette never really got david lee roth van halen.
she enjoyed the soaring vocals and inspiring message. i took a lot longer. so for my drive to ucsd twice a week she urged me to get audio books. i generally read rock bios because that is usually the only thing that keeps my attention and not unlike tony i don't like fiction because i don't like being lied to.
holy shit!
"i grew up in fontana and there were orange groves, and grapefruit groves, and tangerine groves and i could just go around and eat oranges, and tangerines, and grapefruit all fucking day if i wanted..."
from red the uncensored and unabridged autobiography of sammy hagar.
i can't stop listening to it because they got a guy who sounds like sammy hagar and it is hilarious.

Monday, March 28, 2011

this was funny and yes i googled myself

post show depression so i googled myself
post google depression
so i drank some wine
post wine depression so i googled myself again
vicious cycle

teach your kids to smoke

my doctor is an asshole

                                                          old drunk painting